Saturday, May 29, 2010

Monday, May 24, 2010



I read this book a while back, It's by Charlotte Roche, pretty sure this is her first book. I found it hard to read at times, purely because it just seemed really contrived and it seemed like she only relied on shock tactics to make it an interesting read.

The main character in this book, grows avocados, she sticks the seeds up her vagina and then gives birth to them, and then grows them in water, i think, i can't remember the details of the growth. She also makes her own tampons and re-uses them. Also the perfume she chooses to wear is her very own scent which unfortunately is her vagina goo, pretty fucked bitch. But yeah the story is set in this ass hospital throughout the entire book, I wanted her to leave but she never did because she had hemroids.

Anyway, read this book if you can be fucked feeling quesy and fustrated most of the time. Some interesting ideas though. I think I enjoyed it.



Last night Megan and I decided to make a small stop motion film. The pictures featured above are a few images from the err creation. It will not make sense and I can't be fucked explaining. We did not really succeed in creating a seamless animation. After setting up a very poorly hand made tripod we  began taking photos whilst slowly moving everything around. THEN we uploaded all the images onto my computer only to find that in every fucking picture you could see my hands. It looks retarded but oh well. I will upload it when I can be fucked compiling it all together.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Warped minds

This film is truly disturbing and I haven't even watched it yet.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010


Everytime I have a fight with my mum I usually loose my shit and we stop speaking for 2-3 days. So tonight I decided to not say anything at all and instead I just occasionally nodded whilst drawing this picture of her on paint. It made the whole situation a lot less painful and so now I will continue to use this technique and start building an empire of angry mum drawings.

I can seeeee through youuu!

These fish are truly inspiring, I want to start drawing more fish. Transparent fish are so fucked and amazing, I want to be one.

Sunday, May 16, 2010


This guy is insanely good at stop motion. The sound is also very good.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Stacy Valentine

Somehow ended up watching The Girl Next Door (the porn star documentary version) at a friends the other day. I've been trying to hunt down this one scene where Stacy is at this awards ceremony and everyone is dressed up all fancy like and then all of a sudden theres a shot of this massive walking penis, but with the  body of some fucked long neck dinosaur and then its neck/head turns into a long dick. After failing to hunt down this hilarious image I ended up coming across some bizarre objects and images that resemble the male genital region. Just search anything with the word 'penis' in front of it and you will be amazed.

The fish are bloody freaaaaaky.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Fuck that.

This morning I woke up with a massive blind pimple, actually I'm going to call it a cyst, on the left side of my lip, so big I looked like I'd been sleep bashed and couldn't talk or shut my mouth properly all day. Just another fucked medical issue that can be added to my list of things other people don't get but somehow I DO!



one day.

'I feel like dreamin'




Tuesday, May 4, 2010


Get me out of here and back on that rock please.


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