FUCK.YOU.

Everytime I have a fight with my mum I usually loose my shit and we stop speaking for 2-3 days. So tonight I decided to not say anything at all and instead I just occasionally nodded whilst drawing this picture of her on paint. It made the whole situation a lot less painful and so now I will continue to use this technique and start building an empire of angry mum drawings.

I can seeeee through youuu!

These fish are truly inspiring, I want to start drawing more fish. Transparent fish are so fucked and amazing, I want to be one.

PES!

This guy is insanely good at stop motion. The sound is also very good.

Stacy Valentine

Somehow ended up watching The Girl Next Door (the porn star documentary version) at a friends the other day. I've been trying to hunt down this one scene where Stacy is at this awards ceremony and everyone is dressed up all fancy like and then all of a sudden theres a shot of this massive walking penis, but with the  body of some fucked long neck dinosaur and then its neck/head turns into a long dick. After failing to hunt down this hilarious image I ended up coming across some bizarre objects and images that resemble the male genital region. Just search anything with the word 'penis' in front of it and you will be amazed.

The fish are bloody freaaaaaky.

Fuck that.

This morning I woke up with a massive blind pimple, actually I'm going to call it a cyst, on the left side of my lip, so big I looked like I'd been sleep bashed and couldn't talk or shut my mouth properly all day. Just another fucked medical issue that can be added to my list of things other people don't get but somehow I DO!

HEY SHOES!

SHAVE SHAVE SHAVEEEE

one day.

'I feel like dreamin'

Creators

Dreamin'

MY MACHINE!

ROCKZ!

Get me out of here and back on that rock please.

SHIT HAPPENS!

FREE AND EASAAY!

I'M TWUNNY!

lil bro

I have talked my brother into wearing makeup and cross dressing many a times, i'm surprised he has turned out to be so sensible.

Blame it alll on the game

One of my favourite atmosphere songs.

ADVENTURES!

quicken the heart by Megan Kiantos on Vimeo.

What I Wake Up For!

We Are Siamese If You Please!

                               

Here are some stills from my latest animation. It is about a mother giving birth to two siamese twins, she freaks out and runs away, and so the babies are left all alone until 'bird man' appears and offers to take them home to the land (nest) of siamese twins.

Here is the link to the actual animation:

http://opax.swin.edu.au/~6950671/siamese/index_court.html

MY NOSE IS YOUR NOSE AND YOUR NOSE IS MINE!

We Are Siamese If You Please!

SLAMIN' YOUR FACE WITH MY FEET!

BROTHERRRR!

From the same mother.

The Pancreas Hotel!

This highly prestigious hotel has been around for quite some time now and is known for it's unique facilities and fascinating views of the CBD! However it is not for everyone and it comes with a fairly steep price tag as you will be looking at paying around 2,000 AUD a night. Very much worth every penny though!

ROID!

Outer Space!

Ridin' his bacon sleigh!

Source: my travel diary